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(c) karissa

Dog Gone!

Scout Barnes never deemed herself a dog person. Having her own self-titled dog
walking business, one could quickly refute that. But if you asked her,
she’d rather be lying in bed, repeatedly watching episodes of Sherlock
in hopes she’d dream of the charming Benedict Cumberbatch when she went to sleep.
Plus, working as a bartender only came with so much money
and Scout needed something to make ends meet.

Michael Clifford, a lover of dogs, was well off. He was happy living his life the way
he wanted, but he also had a problem on his hands. Despite being
Cumberbatch deprived (as Scout would so gracefully put it), Michael’s three
giant dogs were suffering from lack of attention.

Throw in a sudden chance meeting at a bar, a drunken Michael,
a desperate Scout, and you’ve got a disaster just waiting to unfold.

A story filled with sloppy kisses (from dogs), lots of barking,
heated debates, and several pop culture references.

anything else: idk about this omg i know the summary sucks just try to
look past it lol hopefully this is coming soon.

[heather]

©chloe beanne


Liar, Liar.

Corrine McKay has many issues, most of which stem from her inability to keep herself out of trouble. 

There’s the fact that she’s landed herself as the personal, unpaid assistant to a cranky band member because she may have accidentally stolen his vehicle out of a parking lot (in her defense, the car looked an awful lot like her father’s) and crashed it into the pier, an unexpected debt, and an even more unexpected flirtationship with said cranky band member’s band mate. 

To top it all off, she may or may not have to pay back the school board for the (again) accidental destruction of the gymnasium.  

But, she’s blaming that one on Luke. 

Even if the entire thing is Calum's fault.

anything else: like I need to write more stories. but, you know, oh well. 
Also, I blame Becca for the Cake feels that inspired this story.

[Deleted]

Sept 13, 2014 14:12:46 GMT heather said:

©chloe beanne


Liar, Liar.

Corrine McKay has many issues, most of which stem from her inability to keep herself out of trouble. 

There’s the fact that she’s landed herself as the personal, unpaid assistant to a cranky band member because she may have accidentally stolen his vehicle out of a parking lot (in her defense, the car looked an awful lot like her father’s) and crashed it into the pier, an unexpected debt, and an even more unexpected flirtationship with said cranky band member’s band mate. 

To top it all off, she may or may not have to pay back the school board for the (again) accidental destruction of the gymnasium.  

But, she’s blaming that one on Luke. 

Even if the entire thing is Calum's fault.

anything else: like I need to write more stories. but, you know, oh well. 
Also, I blame Becca for the Cake feels that inspired this story.

YASSS

[bex]

(c) Karissa (the magical)

End Up Here

Calum Hood’s got a lot on his plate and the china’s about to crack (and, no, this is not the appropriate time for Asian jokes, damn it!).   

His sister’s daily, midnight phone calls about her failing romance have torn his sleeping schedule to shreds. His best mates’ self-destructive tendencies have got him jumping through hoops keeping the damage to a minimum. His management’s perpetual pestering is driving him up the wall and his girlfriend’s subtle snarky comments aren’t helping their own crumbling relationship. His mother won’t get off his case about proposing and his new neighbor’s cat just keeps finding it’s way into his dirty laundry... The list grows longer and longer every waking moment and the ringing echoes of his name calling him to attention have got him paranoid at all hours. 

Life is shattering to pieces in his palms and Calum can’t even feel the pain or see the blood because he’s too damn distracted.  

Semi AU about naps and how they make everything better.

anything else: heeeelpppp would any of you read this? HOW DO YOU WRITE FROM DA MALE PERSPECTIVE PLS ASSIST.

[jessica.]

The Red Door Readings

It was a rainy day in November when Luke walked into Sadie’s aunt’s psychic shop. He was sopping wet and desperately seeking the kind of answers only someone with Theabella’s gifts could manage. But what Luke didn’t know, was that Theabella was not really a clairvoyant, but rather an ex bellydancer named Rachel from Staten Island. It was her niece, Sadie, who had the gift.

Clairalience is what it was called; the ability to access psychic knowledge of someone through sense of smell. It was silly, honestly. A whiff of someone’s cheap perfume would stir up images in her mind of the cobb salad they had for lunch or the new pair of shoes they bought the previous day. The night Luke Hemmings walked into her aunt’s shop, Sadie had no idea the depths of her power could be.

Until he brought it out of her.

When they discover their meeting was not so much by chance as it was fate, and their timelines crossed in more ways than one, they set off on a journey that will bring them to the brink of Hell itself.

Life is never funny when you’re born a rebel, it’s hard to believe in God when you’re face to face with the Devil.


Anything else:


FUCK EVERYTHING I NMY LIFE

[korra]

Sept 14, 2014 4:30:37 GMT jessica. said:

The Red Door Readings

It was a rainy day in November when Luke walked into Sadie’s aunt’s psychic shop. He was sopping wet and desperately seeking the kind of answers only someone with Theabella’s gifts could manage. But what Luke didn’t know, was that Theabella was not really a clairvoyant, but rather an ex bellydancer named Rachel from Staten Island. It was her niece, Sadie, who had the gift.

Clairalience is what it was called; the ability to access psychic knowledge of someone through sense of smell. It was silly, honestly. A whiff of someone’s cheap perfume would stir up images in her mind of the cobb salad they had for lunch or the new pair of shoes they bought the previous day. The night Luke Hemmings walked into her aunt’s shop, Sadie had no idea the depths of her power could be.

Until he brought it out of her.

When they discover their meeting was not so much by chance as it was fate, and their timelines crossed in more ways than one, they set off on a journey that will bring them to the brink of Hell itself.

Life is never funny when you’re born a rebel, it’s hard to believe in God when you’re face to face with the Devil.


Anything else:


FUCK EVERYTHING I NMY LIFE

THIS SOUNDS BRILLIANT OMFG YOU NEED TO PM ME WHEN THIS IS UP I SWEAR!

[seeingred]

Lucky

There was Norah, who worked her ass off for three years to get herself a big apartment, has only male friends, and such an intense passion for reading and writing that it's no wonder why she works in the University library.

And there was Luke, the new boy on campus who has no idea what he wants to do with his life, is a little too lanky and awkward, and has such a naïve and loving heart that you would think he climbed straight out of a John Green book.

Somehow, through endless nights of staying up late and spilling their hearts out to each other over tea and biscuits, awkward encounters at parties, a worrying amount of singing to project their feelings, their love for reading and Norah's meddling best friends, they fall in love. But of course, just like everything is when you're young and in love, it's never as easy as it is in the movies.

Luke/Norah/over-protective Michael/nosey Ashton and Calum


Anything else: Someone stop me from posting stories that no one will read...I have a problem

[thomaspynchoff]

Like Tea

They were in Los Angeles the first time he saw her. She ordered a cup of iced hibiscus tea and the employees treated her like royalty - they called her Ramona Mora. The second time was in a bookshop; granted, he was only passing by but he saw her inside. The he saw her at a party, where she was smiling and drinking wine. And then they met in bed.

Ashton Irwin was dead on certain he found the girl of his dreams - she was perfect: smart, cool and so unbelievably pretty. But reality punched him in the face when he woke up the next morening and she was gone. Just like that.

For months he wondered whether he was going to see her again… and he did.
But take away the tea, the books, the wine, and pretty much everything Ashton romanticized and you’ve got yourself the most uptight control freak he had ever met...and she was going on tour with them for the summer.

Just like tea, being around Ramona Mora was an acquired taste.

Anything else:
Well, the first chapter's written lol

[korra]

Sept 15, 2014 0:05:27 GMT thomaspynchoff said:

Like Tea

They were in Los Angeles the first time he saw her. She ordered a cup of iced hibiscus tea and the employees treated her like royalty - they called her Ramona Mora. The second time was in a bookshop; granted, he was only passing by but he saw her inside. The he saw her at a party, where she was smiling and drinking wine. And then they met in bed.

Ashton Irwin was dead on certain he found the girl of his dreams - she was perfect: smart, cool and so unbelievably pretty. But reality punched him in the face when he woke up the next morening and she was gone. Just like that.

For months he wondered whether he was going to see her again… and he did.
But take away the tea, the books, the wine, and pretty much everything Ashton romanticized and you’ve got yourself the most uptight control freak he had ever met...and she was going on tour with them for the summer.

Just like tea, being around Ramona Mora was an acquired taste.

Anything else:
Well, the first chapter's written lol

this sounds awesome! PM me when it's up!

[soundsluke]

Puppy Love
If there was one thing Calum Hood loved more than music, it was dogs. And, now that his music career was on hold (indefinitely - thanks, Luke), it was the perfect time to get one.

Or it would be, if his live-in girlfriend wasn't allergic and refused to be anywhere near one. Calum had (begrudgingly) accepted his fate and had given up hope of ever finding a dog to call his own.

That is, until a slightly neurotic Great Dane comes – literally – crashing into his life and brings his unwitting owner along for the ride.

banner by seeingred

Anything else: I suppose it's sort of AU? Calum is 22 and although 5sos existed in the fic they're no longer together yes

[jasmine]

(c)seeingred

Fingerpaint

Addie Lauren loved children more than life itself.

When she secures her dream job at a preschool within Sydney, she finds herself finger-painting with a cute, curly-haired boy by the name of Ashton Irwin. Pulling back the pieces of his rough exterior, Addie learns there is more than meets the eye when it comes to Ashton. Bonding through a little girl by the name of Sienna, they find they are more alike than they think.

Add in an over-confident Luke Hemmings. He just can't seem to stop bumping into dear Addie and this is where things really start to get messy.



A story of kissing in the supply closet, coffee overloads, messy children and of course finger-painting.



anything else: Lashton for the win and I hope someone actually reads this lol

[heather]

Banner credit to Lennon

Michael Clifford and Shelby Moore have been through a lot together. From nearly getting hit by a speeding car at five years old to holding together a long distance friendship at twenty, they had been there for one another through the good, the bad, the ugly, and all the little things in between.

So when the guys of 5 Seconds of Summer decided to take a six month break from not only their music, but from one another, of course the first person Michael turned to was his lifelong friend. And, Shelby was more than happy to have Michael stay with her in Chicago while she finished her studies at the University.

The pair soon find out that long distance phone calls and scattered texts might just be the way their relationship is meant to be, especially when certain feelings that are much easier to hide at a distance start to rear their ugly heads. But hey, they’ve been through worse, so what is a confession or two going to change?

Unfortunately, the answer could be everything.

Anything else: I'm mobile, the formatting might suck lol. Sorry. 
Also, I really shouldn't be writing yet another fic but, here we are again. 

[bex]

banner by chloe beanne!

Physical Chemistry

Life as a PhD student is rough, especially if you’re studying chemistry. Dana Alieri’d be the first to complain given the chance—the department's NMR has been broken for the three months she’s been around and Facilities hates her guts, her PI can and will find her at the worst times possible, and she’s stuck TAing organic chemistry for the most absentminded professor this side of the Mississippi. At the end of the day, all Dana wants is to pass her orals without going insane and for Luke Hemmings to take his god damn class notes and leave her the hell alone before she shoves them down his throat.

This is the story of MCAT study sessions, Friday safety seminars, gut-busting thesis writing, and how hard work always pays off… at least as tuition anyway. 

Dana/Luke (unless she kills him first) 

American uni AU where Calum is the king of the stock room, Michael is the university’s asshole EHS liaison, Ashton is an econ grad student that’s always around, and Luke is a neurotic pre-med undergrad who maybe, kind of, has a thing for older women and hydrocarbons. 

Anything else? HALP I'M A HUGE NERD, SCIENCE-MAJOR WHO HAS SOMEHOW DEVELOPED LUKE FEELS

[korra]

Sept 21, 2014 2:23:10 GMT bex said:

banner by chloe beanne!

Physical Chemistry

Life as a PhD student is rough, especially if you’re studying chemistry. Dana Alieri’d be the first to complain given the chance—the department's NMR has been broken for the three months she’s been around and Facilities hates her guts, her PI can and will find her at the worst times possible, and she’s stuck TAing organic chemistry for the most absentminded professor this side of the Mississippi. At the end of the day, all Dana wants is to pass her orals without going insane and for Luke Hemmings to take his god damn class notes and leave her the hell alone before she shoves them down his throat.

This is the story of MCAT study sessions, Friday safety seminars, gut-busting thesis writing, and how hard work always pays off… at least as tuition anyway. 

Dana/Luke (unless she kills him first) 

American uni AU where Calum is the king of the stock room, Michael is the university’s asshole EHS liaison, Ashton is an econ grad student that’s always around, and Luke is a neurotic pre-med undergrad who maybe, kind of, has a thing for older women and hydrocarbons. 

Anything else? HALP I'M A HUGE NERD, SCIENCE-MAJOR WHO HAS SOMEHOW DEVELOPED LUKE FEELS

PLEASE WRITE THIS LIKE I NEED THIS SO MUCH OKAY THE SCIENCE NERD PART OF ME IS JUMPING FOR JOY RIGHT NOW THIS SOUNDS BRILLIANT!

[karissa irwin ♔]

LEGEND OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL
Calum Hood, best young amateur detective known internationally. But this time he’s suppose to be on vacation with his best friend Michael Clifford in New Orleans.

No mysteries to solve, no sleuthing, nothing of that nature.

But before Calum can enjoy his quiet vacation with Michael. He promised his friend Ashton Irwin that he would check up on his old friend Luke Hemmings. Luke’s last living family member just died, his great-uncle Henry. Henry left Luke responsible for his whole estate.

As soon as Calum arrives, he gets knocked out by someone strangely in a skeleton costume. And soon he discovers Henry was the proud owner of the “Whisper”, a crystal skull rumored to protect it’s holder from almost any cause of death except murder. When Henry died, the skull was no where to be found.

So much for a vacation. With the help of Michael and his other friends, Calum is on the case to find out what happened to the skull before in falls into the wrong hands.

Anything else:I've been playing the Nancy Drew games a lot and this will honestly be great. Might do other stories like the Nancy Drew games if this goes well! I'm excited.